she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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