You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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