Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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