He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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