New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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