Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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