whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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