found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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