I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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