i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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