i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
