So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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