just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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