We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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