Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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