Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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