jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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