So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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