Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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