he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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