if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Are we still banned from the library?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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