Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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