Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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