I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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