can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
