Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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