People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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