i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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