if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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