when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
