Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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