i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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