you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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