I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Holy sore nipples Batman
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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