so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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