Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
PANTIES FOUND
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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