Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
