Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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