is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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