This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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