Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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