I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
