I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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