I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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