Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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