can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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