So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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