so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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