Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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