I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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