We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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