11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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