too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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