have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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