i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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