so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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