I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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